Vaginadialogerna

Jaha, jag måste tydligen läsa Pam Griers sprillans nya självbiografi. I alla fall att döma av den här (förkortade) dialogen mellan Pam och hennes gynekolog, hämtad ur boken:

"Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

"No," I said, astonished.

"Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"

"No," I said, "not that I know of."

"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.

"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."